ismellapples:

jaminthetardis:

It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps

like

have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers

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THAT GIF I’M CRYING

meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

tagged: #this just in i have turkeys on my chest

severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

moriartyfox:

benedictatorship:

meetingyourmaker:

The Great Game (Jim’s POV)

Actual events on that pool encounter.

YES OMFG

Dammit wrong door.

brotoro:

reminder: ferguson and palestine are still happening and are still important even though there’s less attention being paid to them right now

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world